My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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