just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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