I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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