kristin has been a bad kristin
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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