One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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