It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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