He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.