I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up