Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
These tits shall not be calmed