haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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