well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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