She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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