I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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