i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Randomize
