I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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