I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize