could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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