Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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