He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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