I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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