How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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