let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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