Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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