Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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