Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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