That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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