Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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