The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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