She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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