Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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