new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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