i permit you to call me
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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