im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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