There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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