we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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