apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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