I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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