On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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