Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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