Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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