My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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