You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We were destined to go to rehab together
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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