so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.