doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Small penises have feelings too.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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