You're so nebulous sometimes
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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