I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am in a vortex of obligation.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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