making cat noises will not fix the situation.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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