I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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