Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
is it fun? or sober?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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