and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Randomize