How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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