We're facebook friends in real life
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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