Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My ATM looks so different sober.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
