We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
This is classic penis vs brain.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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