In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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