at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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