what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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