what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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