Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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